Is Queen Mary pregnant?


Our dear, beloved Queen Mary claims once again that she is pregnant. Is it really true this time, or is it just her own imagination playing her a trick?
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For the second time in less than two years, Queen Mary goes out in public claiming she is pregnant. Could it actually be true this time, or is it just a joke gone way too far? Many questions have been circling Queen Mary the last week, but few of them have been answered. The question that people are asking mostly is whether she is going to have a baby or not. Well, the physical signs are obvious, and all of the symptoms are pointing in the direction of Queen Mary's favor. It's of course well-known and old news that her stomach has been getting bigger and rounder, but now we also know that her weight has gained and she has also morning sickness. Even an inside source can confirm that this information is true.

However, the only problem is that she has been claiming to be pregnant several times the last two years (!) and nobody is pregnant for two years without having a baby. So why is the Queen saying this? No one knows for sure, but the rumor claims that she was having an affair with an unknown person so she had to take an abortion afraid of being humiliated in public. The most important question about Queen Mary's pregnancy then just got to be; “who made Queen Mary pregnant?” Because if she really is going to have a child at last, then who will be the father?

The King and the Queen's relationship have had an obvious tendency that has been getting from bad to even worse. The King and the Queen aren't even longer sleeping in the same bed, so this actually makes the theory about Queen Mary's affair stronger and actually possible. Several people have also gone to the media this year where every single one of them came with the statement that they have been the Queen's lover.

In the background of all this nonsense some doctors are telling the media that the Queen really has gone insane. These doctors are after all highly educated so their statement about the insanity to the Queen should be reliable? Well, the doctors statements have actually gotten some support. The supporters are thinking like many other people; “how can anyone be pregnant for two years without having a baby?” But the doctors statements have also made many people furious. “These doctors should be hanged, when they don't know better”, said an angry spokesman for the Queen.

It isn't good to say if the Queen is going to have a baby or not. Only time will show who had the right answer, but clearly people can't have gotten any wiser after this long-lasting discussion. So if you look closely at the whole thing, you probably find out that it in the end just was a lot of rubbish without any importance at all. It's about honor and shame.


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(Can't really say I used any sources on this task either.)